Cloverfield + Blair Witch x Suspect Zero= The Poughkeepsie Tapes
AVP2 featured both the Cloverfield & Hellboy 2 Trailers, and then one more. A little film called The Poughkeepsie Tapes;
"In 2001, police in Poughkeepsie New York made a shocking discovery—six bodies buried in the backyard of a residential house. Astonishingly, that was only the beginning.
Inside the home, police uncovered over 800 neatly organized video tapes detailing the exploits of one man’s decade-long crime spree. The most disturbing part of the find, was that the killer had filmed all of the footage himself-- from his first moments stalking his victims to their last seconds alive.
Compiled and edited by the Documentary Film Partners, THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES examines the homicides--incorporating interviews from criminal experts, testimony from the only victim ever rescued alive, and chilling footage shot from the killer's own camera. All of which document the twisted path of a serial killer as never before.
Beginning in 1988, a wave of missing person reports and unsolved murders from New York to Pennsylvania, began to alarm law enforcement officials. Many of the strange disappearances and dead victims held similarities. Soon the authorities realized they were dealing with a serial killer. The hunt to identify and capture the killer is layered with troubling facts and haunting events, eventually ending at the house where the tapes were found. Unfortunately, the discovery left more questions than answers. Did the killer leave the tapes intentionally? Do the tapes hold hidden clues? Is he still active?
This film dares to show what had previously only been available to law enforcement officials—the evidence, the puzzle, and the footage—of the Poughkeepsie Tapes.
Release Date: February 8, 2008""
Here is one of the "Alleged" Poughkeepsie Tapes. AXB Enterprises highly doubts it's validity since it features a character from the Broadway production of Lion King.
Poughkeepsie Tapes on IMDB
Poughkeepsie Tapes Myspace
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Cloverfield + Blair Witch x Suspect Zero= The Poughkeepsie Tapes
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
IESB is reporting that Lee Byung-Hun may be the top contender for the role of Tommy Arashikage in the G.I.J.O.E. movie.
Not so excited for this. An asian with good forearms and ninja capabilities are all i need.
They also report however that Rachel Nichols MIGHT be up for Scarlett's role. Thankfully she's much hotter than the Young Master.
I'm liking the look of most the casting. Sienna Miller, still not feeling.
This does it. I'm getting my Arashikage tattoo within the next months before you Fanboy Fucks start jumping on the bandwagon.
Monday, December 17, 2007
ATaseForTheTheatrical.com is the newest in a long line of WhySoSerious Viral sites bringing clues and goodies from The Dark Knight. This one is different however, because it actually gives us the trailer FREE for download. Here is a screenshot and link, but the direct links for downloads are listed below for your convenience.
Friday, December 14, 2007
I've been seeing this floating around today online, but haven't been able to watch it. In response to the I Am Legend: IMAX Experience showing of The Dark Knight clip, Paramount has released a 5 minute clip of Cloverfield. Enjoy. Grab. Post.
Just in case, here is the Youtube version while it still lasts.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Slashfilm is reporting that Ray Park has been cast as Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe live action movie. This actually makes me happier than the Mark Wahlberg rumor. Who better to play a Non-Speaking Ninja than Ray Park? Really?
GI Joe is set to hit theaters on August 7, 2009
Courtesy of Slashfilm
Friday, November 30, 2007
AXB Enterprises JUST recieved a call from an Anonymous number regarding a possible Dark Knight viral. Thankfully we were near a microphone and were able to catch the final 26 seconds of the message. As soon as someone has the full copy let me know.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
While AXB Enterprises has avoided getting too into the Watchmen film, it's hard to NOT notice the incredible set design Zack Snyder has provided for it. Created all on some back lot, it looks remarkably like the comics.
Here, we even get a glimpse at Rorshach!
If you remember, the last time we saw him was in the 300 trailer for JUST a split second.
See more pictures at The Backlot
Monday, November 26, 2007
TheGothamTimes.com came online Friday, with an informational 1st issue. Mostly dealing with police corruption and Harvey Dent. Amongst the issue were various OTHER websites, including HaHaHaTimes.com with a bastardized version of "The Gotham Times". Empire Online features the next image of the Joker slowly materializing. This is from Empire Online.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Beaming Beaman posted backstage shots of the Heroes episode "Cautionary Tales" featuring various cast members holding Slusho. Courtesy of JJ Abrams we can only assume. I picked out the best, both for my Geekdom, and your Fandom.
Veronica Mars and Slusho
Hiro the Hero and George Takei and Slusho
The Cheerleader and Slusho
Sark and Slusho
Credit to Beaming Beaman. Images from Beaming Beaman.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Variety is reporting that THIS is the Baroness.
"Sienna Miller...will play the film's female lead, described as a raven-haired baroness and sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage.
Stephen Sommers directs the live-action film based on the Hasbro toys, comicbook and TV series.
Paramount, which has set a mid-February start date, has slotted the film for an Aug. 7, 2009, release.
Story is set at Brussels-based GIJOE, an acronym for the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, and revolves around an international co-ed force of operatives who use high-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil org headed by a Scottish arms dealer.
Lorenzo di Bonaventura ("Transformers") is producing alongside Hasbro's Brian Goldner."
AXB Enterprises....NOT Impressed
Cloverfield had all but dried up. No more Page Sources to scour. No more maps of locations or random websites to debunk. It had been slow. Then, after months of waiting, a new trailer surfaces. AXB Enterprises has once again gone frame by frame getting you what you need to know.
OUR Mystery Trooper. Conclusive towards my theory of the film being based AFTER the Fact as a documentary.
Destruction, from an upward view. Not the Helicopter and feel free to over analyze shadows of monsters.
More destruction. This time with survivors...who are LOST...dun dun duh.
SO, is the city evacuated? Why are these 30-Somethings running around with nobody else in site?
The Carriage Without a Driver. Could mean that people were disappearing Langoliers style, or more likely that his stable was destroyed and now has nothing else to do but walk around looking like a prop out of Scooby Doo.
Here is an image of the "Monster". Is it smoke, or something else? There is a pretty defined ARM-Like shape in the lower half of the image.
Another picture of the "Monster". Couple frames later, best shots I could find.
This image appeared for a SINGLE Frame late in the trailer. What does it mean?
Just because it was a good shot.
Other websites have used shots from this segment, but not this particular frame.
No frames show anything conclusive from the Convenience Store scene of destruction, so look at this and find clues in the scene.
Because we're perverts, check out the cleavage on THIS one!
Also, who knew that Ms. Liberty was packin? Even headless I'd hit it twice.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
AXB Enterprises as a whole covers a wide array of media. From this simple site, to record labels, newspapers, radio, and film. Now to add to our stake we have taken on our first modeling client.
Our first model, Sunny, came to us asking if we would be willing to give her the stardom she yearns for. She had seen our products before and knew we only brought quality.
In the coming weeks we will be updating with weekly pictures and soon a complete portfolio to be spread across the Industry.
Always Sunny is a Product of AXB Enterprises
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Hasbro has spoken out about the Outrage and Disgust generating in message boards and blogs toward the new alledeged "G.I.J.O.E." movie, and the changes being made to such an iconic storyline. Here is what they had to say, abbreviated for content.
"First and foremost, we are not changing what the G.I. Joe brand is about. The name “G.I. Joe” will always be synonymous with bravery and heroism...
...This movie will be a modern telling of the “G.I. Joe vs. Cobra” storyline and its compelling characters that Hasbro created 25 years ago. The G.I. Joe team will not be based in Brussels. Instead, they will be based out of the “Pit” as they were throughout the 1980s comic book series. And, in keeping with the G.I. Joe vs. Cobra fantasy, the movie will feature characters and locations from around the world. Duke, the lead character and head of the G.I. Joe team, will embody the values of bravery and heroism that the first generation of G.I. Joe figures established.
G.I. Joe is a very important property to Hasbro and we thank all of our fans for their enthusiasm. Without all of you, the brand would not be where it is today. .."
Well that's certainly a weight off of my shoulders. After they screwed the pooch on Transformers I can't let another childhood legend die at the hands of the studio.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
After a fairly mundane challenge at Whysoserious.com involving some sort of convoluted GeoCaching the message of;
"THE ONLY SENSIBLE WAY TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD IS WITHOUT RULES"
has been given to us, and much like IBelieveInHarveyDentToo.com we were rewarded with another picture of The Joker. This time he is CLEARLY pissed at Ben Bailey in an episode of Cash Cab, or so AXB Enterprises assumes.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A legend has died, and therefore starts the Rule of Three. I can only hope that Wayne Newton and Tom Jones are safe and accounted for. If so...I'm looking at you Siegfried and Roy.
In honor of Mr. Robert Goulet I present to you the highest form of flattery by Will Ferrell.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
I haven't touched it yet, but if you haven't checked it out already, you've only got until Halloween to find it. WhySoSerious is another alledged viral site for The Dark Knight. Slowly, the candle has been flickering out and the Jack O'Lantern has been rotting. This is not terribly surprising because that's what Jack O'Lanterns do.
The reason I post now is because the light is VERY close to being blown out. Spot on Odds are that it'll exinguish on Halloween. Then what? No clue, but lets hope it IS a viral site and we get some new footage.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Definition: Used allusively from 1985, in ref. to John Rambo, hero of David Morrell's novel "First Blood" (1972), popularized as portrayed by Sylvester Stallone in Hollywood movie version (1982), a U.S. Vietnam veteran, macho and self-sufficient, intent on vengeance. The family name is an old one in N.J. and Pennsylvania colonies of the U.S., originally Swedish, sometimes said to represent Swed. place name Ramberget, or to be from Fr. Huguenots who took refuge in Sweden
See Also: a fanatically militant or violently aggressive person
FYI: I guess it's now JUST "Rambo" again.
Studio Director: QUICK, we need someone to play Bob Dylan!
Intern Jerry: How about a black kid, a woman, some gay guys, and Batman???
Studio Director: GENIUS!
"I'm Not There" chronicles the life of Bob Dylan and looks back at hit life with multiple characters playing him to show his feelings at that time. What better way to portray BOb Dylan than in a really convoluted and obscure way. Genius!
Marcus Carl Franklin as Bob Dylan
Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan
Richard Gere as Bob Dylan
Heath Ledger as Bob Dylan
Ben Whishaw as Bob Dylan
Christian Bale as Bob Dylan
Saturday, October 13, 2007
"John Rambo" has been renamed. Multiple sources are reporting that the next film in the Rambo saga will now be called "Rambo to Hell and Back".
Reasoning behind this is not hard to decipher, "John Rambo" sounds stupid, and a simple carbon copy of "Rocky Balboa". Sure the new thing is to not include episodic numbers or character names (See also, "The Dark Knight" and "Man of Steel") but it was getting ridiculous.
Premise for this film, if you've been perfectly warm under your rock, is that Rambo moved to Burma, or Thailand, or Myanmar(they all look the same to me), and has been living a simple life. Just miles away is the longest running Civil War in the world runs rampant. He is completely happy living like a hermit, but then some frickin hippies show up and try to change the world. They subsequently get caught by rebels and Rambo has to rescue them.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Due to the high demand of my previous Pixie Acia of LA Ink post, I scoured for more pictures. Some not as good, 1 being the best I've found yet. We'll get to that in a bit.
APPARENTLY she used to do some modeling and these next 2 are older photos over her.
This also seems to be older, and of poor quality, but you can't lose with Assless chaps.
Pixie featured with the bubbly and cute Kim of High Voltage Tattoo.
Kat Von D, owner of High Voltage Tattoo, recently got Pixie's picture on her side in an episode.
Insert "I'd like to Milk HER" joke here.
And now the creme de la creme. The coup de grace if you will. Quite possibly the most magnificent picture I've ever seen in my life, and I own an original Ansel Adams.