I was talking to a friend of mine today and we were talking about my Man Love of John Stamos;
...and of course this led into conversations about how Isaiah Washington is a whiny little bitch and got fired because he was a douche, not because he's black. This got us talking about T.R. Knight and Work Out's LOVELY Jackie Warner;
Then we had an epiphany. Both he and Doogie did Cabaret, and by the way...Doogie Howser is gay. What's THAT about?
At least he chose a good "Pirate" friend in David Burtka.
Man he's gay. In one final note, Reichen's got nothing on Stamos.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
I was talking to a friend of mine today and we were talking about my Man Love of John Stamos;
If you EVER get the chance to take nude photos of your significant other, do it without question. Then save them no matter what they say. This comes in handy 2 ways.
1. If in the need of a late night treat, you've got it.
2. If in the need of Blackmail, you've got that as well.
I personally have taken as MANY as possible and have convinced girls I'm NOT dating to send me photos as well over the years, and 90% of them I have saved in one facade or another. This comes in handy on occasion. If anyone you ever date some day becomes famous you might just need a couple million dollars for them.
This brings me to my point. I have more than a few friends in the Entertainment Industry, and one of them is in possesion of some VERY sought after pictures of a VERY famous singer. These are personal pictures that would not only break up relationships, but also set back careers. Did I look at them? Of course. Do I have possesion of them at the moment? No.
I URGE any celebrities to continue to take camera phone nudes of themselves, as well as just the general public. If you did not then we wouldn't get such gems as;
Plus, let's not forget Shymali Malakar
Not to mention THOUSANDS of Photobucket and Flickr teens. Love me some amateur nudity. Thank you Internet
I'm pretty certain that if the Devil ever made a Buddy Cop film that Chris Farley would play the Crow and Steve Guttenberg would play the Devil, for he IS the Devil.
In other news a Robin hit the window at the station this morning and instantly snapped his neck. I didn't pick him up, because I didn't care that much. As I go out for my first smoke of the day I see a Crow;
...pulling him into the parking lot and devouring his carcass. As I work through a Marlboro 27 I then see a pack of 3 OTHER Crows;
...attack the first crow and then devour HIS still breathing carcass as some sort of Ethnic Cleansing. Then they proceed to eat the Robin as well.
It was not only a surreal moment seeing the destruction of something both hideous and beautiful, but it was intriguing.
Speaking of Robin's I'D like to eat.
Robin comes to us courtesy of Idontlikeyouinthatway
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
WWE released the text messages leading up to the findings at Chris Benoit's house, and they're cryptic to say the LEAST.
"(sent 6/24 at 3:53 a.m.) - Chris Benoit’s cell phone
“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
(sent 6/24 at 3:53 a.m.) - Chris Benoit’s cell phone
“The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open”
(sent 6/24 at 3:54 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane.
Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
(sent 6/24 at 3:55 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane.
Fayetteville Georgia. 30215"
(sent 6/24 at 3:58 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
“My address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
Also included in the statement they discussed the rumor's that he was on a Steroid High and it was committed under Roid Rage.
"The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife's feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage."
Roid Rage?? He methodically killed his family and himself over an entire weekend, allegedly, not just some 10 minute span of violence.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
I was in High School when I watched Owen Hart fall to his death as The Blue Blazer. I assume this was god's(sic) way of telling him to change his angle. Growing up I was of course a big wrestling fan, and this not only stunned me, but saddened me as well. A year and a half ago when Eddie Guerrero died, this didn't really bother me that much.
Chris Benoit, as Hart-less(get it) as it is to say, I never liked so I'm not beat up about it. After 3 calls from friends and relatives distraught over the news, I figured I'd look into it. At first I was assuming he either went the route of Brad Delp or Marshall Applewhite, but last night I watched the USA special last night for Benoit, now I'm sure Bonnie Hammer and her staff are PRETTY steamed about cancelling RAW and airing a 3 Hour tribute after THIS little nugget came about.
"Benoit strangled his wife, smothered his son before hanging himself: cop
A law enforcement official close to the investigation says pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room.
The family was found dead Monday, and authorities were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, 47, and son, Daniel, 7, over the weekend, then himself on Monday.
“The details, when they come out, are going to prove a little bizarre,” Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution newspaper.
Story Courtesy of the AP"
Always a professional, going like a champ in his weight room. The part I find a little unnerving, is THIS;
"Benoit’s demise comes just days after the shocking death of former WWE wrestler "Sensational" Sherri Martel on June 15."
No grieving for Sherri?
Now to what I deem the most intriguing part of the story so far.
"ABC News reported that authorities had found "the instruments of death" at Benoit's home – a mansion surrounded by stone walls with a gravel road leading to double iron gates."
Courtesy of Alfonso Castillo at NewsDay
Thanks to Mike for the idea for the Casket Match. I think it'll sell.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
IWatchStuff has become a daily visit for me as of this week. I have heard of it, and visited it on occasion, but the content I found there JUST yesterday causes it to raise in the ranks to a regular link. Plus it's not blocked by my work. Here are a FEW items found just yesterday,
The Scarecrow is in the Dark Knight!!!
Where The Wild Things Are on film!!!
Harrison Ford is STILL Indiana Jones!!!
Want to watch the first 10 minutes of Die Hard 4???
Content borrowed, but linked, from IWatchStuff
Thursday, June 21, 2007
I have had to resort to stealing internet to post as my work is owned by a sinful corporation that outlaws personal activities and surfing at work. This I despise. If I'm not downloading porn or viruses, then why hinder my creative thought process? Either way I'm in Web 2.0 Limbo for awhile.
In Other news we're up for some Bloggers Choice Awards, so vote for us.
I'll return with a vengeance when possible.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
AXB Enterprises will be changing offices shortly and will be down during the move. We WILL be back, and it WILL involve a vengance of video and audio abound. Until this time I urge you to check out what I bring to the table.
Genius...too expensive, but genius
Why have I not seen a Dear Sister Sopranos Finale?
According to Batman-On-Film this is the list of premieres and teasers at the San Diego Comic-Con;
"Alien vs. Predator 2: No Peace On Earth, American Gangster, Babylon A.D., Balls of Fury, Beowulf, The Bourne Ultimatum, Coraline, Fred Claus, Get Smart, The Golden Compass, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, I Am Legend, The Incredible Hulk, Indiana Jones 4, The Invasion, Iron Man, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Resident Evil: Extinction, Speed Racer, The Strangers, Stardust, Star Trek, Sunshine, Sweeney Todd, 30 Days of Night, Trick 'r Treat, Wanted, Where the Wild Things Are, White Out."
SciFi is reporting that Captain America is Next in the film development arena. But wait, isn't he dead???
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Dale Earnhardt has announced he will be joinging Hendricks Motorsports next season. Hendricks is the home of the 2nd Most Hated NASCAR driver out there, Jeff Gordon. The 1st most hated driver is Sterling Marlin, for he Killed Dale.
Can the Yankees and the Red Sox Co-Exist in the NASCAR world? I don't really care, I just want to see Theresa Earnhardts profits tumble. TUMBLE I say!
Complete Story Here Courtesy of TransworldNews
Photo Courtesy of Playboy and DailyNiner
Monday, June 11, 2007
Few things other than movies get me excited. Comic Books and Full Frontal Nudity are also some of my vices. Movies definitely are high up on my radar though. There are a few such movies coming out in this next year that REALLY have me excited.
The first of such movies is the return of Will Smith in action. The concept of the December release I Am Legend is that everyone but Smith are turned into zombies. Pretty much that's all you need to know to get you excited.
The second film that's got me in goosebumps is 30 Days of Night. Based on the Graphic Novel of the same name written by the genius Steve Niles, it's sure to please. Josh Harnett could NOT be a bigger choad, but the movie promises to deliver. Set in Alaska where there is, coincidentally, 30 days of night. What better place for some Vampires to hang out?
the third such visionary niblet is not a film, but a tv series that's sure to be cancelled just as it gets good. It is The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Set somewhere between T2 and T3. Sarah is going to be played by the ever delicious Lena Headey(NSFW Link) and features the
Gay Kid Friend of Claire's from Heroes as John Connor.
I can only assume after watching these that all of you are equally as moist as I am.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
"Jericho will return for midseason
CBS Entertainment president Nina Tassler announced on a network-hosted fan site for the recently canceled Jericho that the network, responding to fan outcry, will order seven more episodes of the Skeet Ulrich drama, to air in midseason. ''Over the past few weeks you have put forth an impressive and probably unprecedented display of passion in support of a prime time television series,'"
That's RIGHT! Jericho is coming back. First scene? Hoping in my DEEP insides, somewhere in the Sub-Cockles that it's Hawkins shooting Constantino in the FACE.
We can only hope that the crazies that helped get it back(I signed a few petitions and sent nuts myself) actually watch it when it comes back. If for nothing else just to see Ashley Scott again.
Comedy Central was smart enough to give Brian Regan another special, and we here at AXB Enterprises couldn't be more excited. Be sure to tune in THIS Sunday on Comedy Central for his show, and look for another special next year. He is participating in the Comedy Central Comedy Tour they've got coming up as well.
If you are unfamiliar with Brian Regan, here's a taste, enjoy Bitches
Friday, June 8, 2007
Playboy used to kick ass. Maybe it was my age, and maybe it was my mentality, but I think not. They used to do Celebrity Spreads that were worth a damn. Topical AND erotic. From the Real World girls, Drew Barrymore, Darva Conger, Lisa Rinna, and even Jaime Pressley. They used to have spreads from people that already had a large following and did the spreads justice. The first notice I had that they'd fallen was the Denise Richards spread some years ago. It was just boring. I'd seen her nude in Wild Things and knew what to expect, and then just horribly let down. Now they struggle to find talent as they fall lower and lower down the prestige ladder. It used to MEAN something to be in Playboy, now not so much.
This latest issue features swimmer Amanda Beard. I'm not insinuating that she isn't attractive in the least bit, but it just seems like a desperate attempt and disappointing spread.
Why would I want a spread featuring 75%-90% side boob? This is what it's come to. They need to focus their attention on getting actual stars to pose and boost their sales. Think of the Sable sales? Maybe even go back a few years to someone maybe NOT in the current limelight, but has not done nude. What's Lori Petty doing these days? Traylor Howard? Patricia Richardson? Tea Leoni? I'd even go for someone like Stefani from the Assistant or Brynn from The Real World Las Vegas(Reunion!). Just give me something palpable.
Go here for the rest of the Amanda Beard courtesy of WithLeather
So Says AXB
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
One more invite to somewhat of a new site came across my desk today. This time more of a Professional site of sorts. It's called LinkedIn, and I'm not quite sure what to do with it yet. I'll give it a once over, but so far it's not drawing me in. Once I see if my Record Reps are there I'll probably pass on it.
I DO enjoy getting Beta Invites though, such as IILWY. I have been working more and more with them on bugs and the such. I'd love to get on with one of these Start Ups as a programmer/Admin. Just saying.
It's a slow day, and EnOrgy hasn't been updated because Blogging doesn't pay. I can't afford the drinks. I need corporate sponsorship.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Over and over again The Post Show delivers. I was worried when they moved over to Super Deluxe instead of doing their own hosting, but overall it's still working.
I've been a huge fan for a long time, and even bought the DVD. Here's their newest video. Artie Fuddleman, the Love Pharmacist.
Check out their collection on Super Deluxe
To catch up on their classic skits check out their original site.
In a move that I have been waiting for almost my entire life, Hasbro is getting down to business and putting together the steps to start production of a G.I.Joe live action film. This could be huge my young friend, huge I say. Word has been that it all depends on the success of Transformers, much akin to both franchise's animated films. One translates into the other. Early reports had Mark Wahlberg penned as Duke, which is a brilliant move. I can see a lot of opportunities for casting. All of course depending on Transformers.
"In one of William Morris' initial moves with regard to the new relationship, it re-upped Hasbro's deal with Paramount Pictures to turn "G.I. Joe" into a live-action feature with Lorenzo di Bonaventura to produce. An initial pact had expired."
"Hasbro sees itself as another potential Marvel -- a company with a stable of brands that could easily translate into entertainment properties that could help its bottom line."
See the FULL Story here at Variety
Keep Updated at Comics2Film
In other news, let me tell you about IILWY. So far I've had mixed feelings about it. Sure as far as things go the level of attractiveness and trendiness is at a Peak level, but hte community is still quite small. Charles at the IILWY support team has been taking feedback from me and responding quite quickly. That is a good thing, being as it is Beta and all. So far it's going good though. They keep me streaming with Invites if you're interested. Of course I think it's a prerequisite to contribute to at LEAST 5 blogs and have at least one Kurt Vonnegut or Chuck Palahniuk book in your messenger bag.