Tuesday, July 31, 2007

1-18-08 New Picture and updates

I'd be excited too if I got a chick drunk of Keg Beer and convinced her it was a good idea to pull a train and allow us to film it. Those were the days weren't they?

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The physics are MUCH improved on 1-18-08.com and now they even have a bit of writing on the back. This is now written on on the back of the afformentioned Orgy Picture

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Another picture also has writing at the moment. This one;

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Has this;

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Other sites had it first, but NONE of you put the connection together about the 3-Way...


CHOO-CHOO!!!!

100 Posts Means Hot Women and Geekdom

In honor of the 100th Post at AXB Enterprises we share with you our favorite Geek Girls from Smallville in little or nothing. Starting with the NEW Supergirl Laura Vandervoort, thanks to KryptonSite.

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Annette O'Toole - Martha Kent - Topless-NSFW


Erica Durance - Lois Lane - Topless-NSFW


Kristin Kreuk - Lana Lang - Scantily Clad - MILDLY NSFW

In Lingerie

AND a See Through-NSFW


Allison Mack - Chloe Sullivan - SFW(Unfortunately)



As an added bonus:

Jolene Blalock NUDE scenes - NSFW

Monday, July 30, 2007

Iron Man Trailer from SDCC

'Nuff Said

Red Band...not a gum, and not as Juicy

Cloverfield(The Collossus) has blown up more than we can accomodate. Thankfully there are sites such as Cloverfield Clues who keep updating as more information as soon as it comes in. We will continue to follow this movie and update you as we learn more, but for the meantime we will move onto other subjects and follow as fans.

The Dark Knight is not heating up by any means, but there IS a new Viral. WhySoSerious.com has popped up, and the FIRST Teaser Trailer has hit the Intraweb.



Resident Evil:Extinction RED BAND Trailer. Ultra violent and some nudity. Also some scenes from the original movies spliced in.



I don't understand Red Band Trailers. They're SUPPOSED to have all of this Adult Content, but so far all I see is audio without convenient muting.

Here is the Red Band for Wrong Turn 2. More mindless violence to cover up for a weak script, and STILL no nudity.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

New 1-18-08.com Picture

1-18-08.com has once again been updated with a new picture, and once again it tells us nothing...or DOES IT???

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What this tells me that it's not Cthulhu, or Godzilla, or Voltron. This is clearly a picture taken at the recent shooting of a new Paula Abdul video. It tells me that it is in FACT a massive attack on US soil from none other than MC Skat Cat and the guy that dresses in all silver!!!! Look at the once loyal fans RUNNING in fear of Ms.Abdul!

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Little Song. Little Dance. Batman's Head on a Lance

Cloverfield really has stopped dead in it's tracks now didn't it? I suppose we'll find out more on the 1st. I still am sceptical about it all, be it Ethan Haas or not.

In OTHER news there is another picture of The Joker out, and it's as Ass-Tastic as expected.

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Why the purple suit? I understand it's for character, but why not an alteration that doesn't look SO purple and awkward. Who besides Richard Roundtree can pull this off?

Monday, July 16, 2007

New pictures of Heath Ledger as The Joker

AXB Enterprises is excited for The Dark Knight. We have been following set reports religiously and this is the first ACTUAL on-set of The Joker. We are a little let down as far as the makeup goes. The image we had seen before, See Here, looked good, but now that we see these photos we're let down. We really were hoping for a little more Arkham feel, a little less Brandon Lee from The Crow.









Photos courtesy of and Full Story at LatinoReview

Saturday, July 14, 2007

1-18-08 Picture Added

1-18-08.com has been updated once again with a new photo. At first it seems as if nothing is amiss. Just a few people running in the dust of some debris. I will edit this image and try to see if there is anything OTHER than what we see, but for the mean time here is the new image.


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Friday, July 13, 2007

Ichiro Signs 5 Year $100 Million Contract

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The recently announced All Star MVP is sticking around in Seattle for a few more years, and most likely his career. The Mariners have the opportunity to have a winning team again if they build it AROUND Ichiro Suzuki.

The seven-time All-Star almost has agreed to a five-year extension that could be worth almost $100 million.

Suzuki hit the first inside-the-park home run in All-Star Game history Tuesday night, winning unanimous MVP honors and helping the American League to a 5-4 victory.

Suzuki is in the final year of a $41 million, four-year contract, and this extension will lead him into his 39th year.

He set the single-season record for hits with 262 in 2004. He has gotten at least 200 hits in each of his first six years in the majors.

While the loss of Hargrove was a shock, he was a tool and we'd MUCH rather have Ichiro.

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Supergirl has been cast!!!

People.com reports that Canadian actress Laura Vandervoort has officially been cast in the role of Supergirl, in the Seventh season of Smallville.

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"She's a combination of beauty, intelligence, a certain warmth, and great attitude," Smallville co-creator Al Gough tells PEOPLE. "We've wanted a character to shake things up. She may be Clark Kent's cousin, but that doesn't mean she's going to be the obedient one!"

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Laura has been featured on CSI, Dresden Files, and Goosebumps, but nothing that memorable.

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She's obviously cute and fits the role of Kara, Kal-El's cousin, but can she act?

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How will this work into the Lex/Supergirl Love Story? With that Satan-Spawn Lana out of the picture for the time being, maybe it could work? I'd LOVE to see Lex with a curly red mane of hair. You wouldn't understand.

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Rob IS awesome, and I AM gonna miss him

Following the "Discovery" of Slusho.jp the sites that are related to the film just happen to be popping up all over. I reported about the licence number of the SUV that gets flipped, and now IT has been turned into a site.

ABZ3293.com

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The site is registered to;

abz 3293
One South Second Street
Pottsville, PA 17901
US


The tech support email is pr@yooter.com

Yooter is a "Strategic Internet Marketing Solutions agency". Which means they get you hits.



Tribble Agency has begun digging deeper than most on Cloverfield and found some interesting, yet circumstantial, evidence on ABZ3293.com


Ethanhaaswasright.blogspot.com has been updated to feature a single cropped frame. Here is the entire shot of that frame, and still nothing is shown to be relevant.

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They also added a screenshot and qoute that are both random and mysterious. I'm not in the mood to translate today. Credit and link to anyone who does and comments here.


Stay tuned to AXB Enterprises for more details.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Cloverfield Trailer Frames & Audio

After looking over the trailer another dozen or so times I've found a few details. After the alleged Slusho.jp connection was made some have said that a Slusho shirt can be visible in the Trailer;


Here is that.

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Also found in the trailer are a licence plate. While I don't know of a way to track down a plate number, but chances are this vehicle is registered to SOMEONE involved, be it to a "Rob" or someone involved in Paramount/Bad Robot. If you can't read it, it says "ABZ 3293"

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Also seen is the News Flash. Why is it 63 degrees at Midnight?

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In OTHER news I found a few details most likely not pertaining to anything;

Who's Ace?

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Notice his fraternity board. Anyone AKM and can find a connection?

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Who is this and where can I see more of her cleavage?

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I also took the liberty of recording the audio from the trailer. At 1:16 it is almost CERTAINLY, "I saw it! It's a LION! "It's Huge!". Listen for yourselves. Nothing else in particular to report from the audio, but I will be listening to it more for clues.

Download the Audio Here

Stay tuned to AXB Enterprises for MORE updates. Don't forget to Digg us if you found this helpful.

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Confirmed: Slusho.jp is a Cloverfield Viral Website

The Slusho.jp site seems to be a legit part of the Cloverfield viral marketing campaign. I just spent the last half an hour watching and re-watching the Cloverfield trailer when I realized that the guy (Mike Vogul) who appears 52 seconds into the trailer is wearing a Slusho brand t-shirt.

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Apple has Cloverfield Trailer courtesy of Paramount

FINALLY someone has the trailer easy accessible. They didn't pull it to be secretive, just had to pull it because they have corporate sponsorship.


Van Mantra Source Materials

Once again I'm on EthanHaaswasright.com to do the puzzles and see if there is anything new to report. As I watch the video I look into the Page source and found THIS little nugget.

"…war came, no longer from the elemental nor from the star's rain of fire. The world was again remade, and the glow was as the coming of the sun upon the Earth. The children of the gods were again too few, scattered and divided and among them walked the ancients and those whose thoughts were not as to the towers and the marvels, but to the End and the destruction of the Earth and to the fires from which nothing could escape."



Here are the transcripts of Van from his videos courtesy of Daniel.


My name is Van. I have the writings of Ethan Haas here. I thought it was just some old story but then it began to sound like he actually had seen the future. Everything up to now has happened exactly as he said it would. And then there’s his predictions of the future. So many people have died. You were able to find this message; you’re one of us, so you must know what needs to be done. But to be sure, I have to test you. You need to find others and help us try and stop it. You must send them here to prove that you’re one of us. I’ve already started, but we’re not strong enough yet. You only have until August 1st to be prepared. Now, trust Haas for the answer.



The signs have already started to show themselves. They have been for years. But when money's more important than saving lives to the ones who had the power to stop it, why would they want to hear the truth? [Our ways?] have brought this upon ourselves, and this is just the beginning. This world is going to change one way or another. It's inevitable and you know this. But there's help out there for us; now I'll make a single point to find it. Tell them to [????] before it's too late.



We are blinded by our own selfish interests. Our wars are taking the lives of those we will need for the bigger battle ahead. Intolerance, oppression, poverty, and poor education are killing those that can help defend the world. The media is failing us in exchange for ratings. Of course, no one can see what we see. The destruction will be unlike anything the world has ever seen. The more of us that survive, the better our chances. But now, the group must carefully position in unison to unlock the way to the new faith. You must get others here or this will all be forgotten. We'll see you.



The stars began to rain down. The future violence will [cling?] to safety in the cities. But they won't know what you and I know. Only then will it really be the beginning of the end. when they finally show themselves, and shock [was left?] of the old world, where we stand in the new hierarchy will be up to us and what we do today. This will be the final and the most challenging of all things that have come. We won't have time for anymore games after this, only the truth.


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Now, the more we are in the same place at the same time, the more we will all see. We must organize before it's too late.



I'm not going to pretend in any facate that I am the first to report this, but for those who have been coming to AXB Enterprises for information it certainly is noteworthy.

Inescapable Cloverfield Update

I saw this possibility the first time I saw 1-18-08.com, but did nothing about it. Now I actually did the checking and it is remarkable. If you notice the picture of the 2 faces and line them up, they SEEM to be the same person. Either that or remarkable twins, even down to the mouth lines.

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What this means? Nothing probably, but it's still worthwhile to mention. Looking at the OTHER photo finds nothing of note. I've zoomed in and the only things I find are Rob holding hands with a guy, and the menacing S and face off to the right.

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Dan Patrick leaves ESPN

It's truly a sad day. ESPN without Dan Patrick just won't feel the same.




"ESPN announced today that longtime radio and television anchor Dan Patrick will be leaving the network in August. Patrick’s final radio broadcast will be on Friday, Aug. 17. The mutual agreement will allow Patrick to pursue new interests outside of ESPN, and will bring to an end his involvement with ESPN’s radio, television and magazine outlets.

The week of Patrick’s final show, ESPN Radio will look back at memorable moments from the show, in addition to featuring special guest appearances and interviews.


“I’ve spent a third of my life at ESPN," Patrick said in a statement. "All my children were born while I was employed here. I feel privileged to have had this opportunity and I have extremely mixed emotions about leaving. With that said, I told ESPN that I believe it’s time for me to try something different, something that will also be challenging and rewarding. While I’m not sure what that will be, I am grateful to ESPN for its willingness to allow me to pursue new endeavors.”

Patrick has hosted ESPN Radio’s Dan Patrick Show since 1999. He also recently served as host of the NBA studio program on ABC, "NBA Countdown," and the network’s game broadcasts, including the NBA Finals. He was a "SportsCenter" anchor from 1989-2006, and has written "Outtakes" for ESPN The Magazine.

Patrick was named National Sportscaster of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association (NSSA) in 2000, and received a Sports Emmy Award in the Studio Host category in 1998. Prior to ESPN, Patrick, a graduate of the University of Dayton, was a sports anchor/reporter for CNN (1983-89)."

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Cloverfield; You Complete Me

After a weekend spent on my computer researching and finding almost NOTHING conclusive on Cloverfield I am attempting to take a break away. I'll let the others find the information and just wait until the countdown ends on August 1st to find out more.

I'll find a new obsession later. Until that time I am going to play with Pownce and IILWY. Both of which I have Invites to. Open invitation for Invites. Just leave a comment.

I've got work to do, and Cloverfield has NOT helped.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

1-18-08; "There Could have been time" "Project Cloverfield"

Notice the note on the "events" of 2008. It leads to a page pertaining to Project Cloverfield, and previously to the Wikipedia page of Abdul Alhazred stating "There Could Have Been Time". Abdul is a character from HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu.More Viral?? More fanboys???

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Cloverfield ANTI-Viral Marketing???

After a solid 10+ hours researching Cloverfield I have discoverd a few things.

1. Most everything you find regarding Ethan Haas is a fabrication from fanboys. Between EthanHaashasafollower.blogspot.com/ and Gerard Webber seemingly have NO basis and are purely to irritate and confuse.

2. Parcel searches on Van Mantra's WhoIs registry address(2205 Holly Pine Circle Orlando, FL 32820) shows it does not exist in Orange Co. Does this mean that it does not exist in Hollywood or Vancouver? No.

Most importantly.

3. There have been literally HUNDREDS of both anonymous and "Sheila" comments on Cloverfield blogs with nothing more than, "Check out Parasitemovie.com" or an incarnation of the like.


The last piece of information leads us to believe that Paramount is trying to draw people AWAY from Ethan Haas. The Viral campaign perhaps blew out of proportion in a direction other than expected. This is once again just theory, but AXB Enterprises claims this theory.

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Cloverfield; "You're like my main dude"

Like every self respecting geek I went to see Transformers the night of the release. I knew all of the important elements, from Peter Cullen being Optimus to the alleged Strokes shirt being present throughout. What I did NOT expect was the inclusion of the trailer for "Cloverfield". What this movie is ACTUALLY entitled is not known in the Blogosphere. What IS known is slim to none.



The film is from J.J. Abrams, the creator of Alias and Lost.

SOMETHING happens on 1-18-08. It's rumored to be the release, but for a film that is YET to start production, 6 months is just too soon to be released. Thought being that it will be a trailer released at that point.

Rob is/WAS going to Japan.

Pictures on 1-18-08.com keep getting added, and presumably will continue in this fashion.

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TheParasitemovie.com is most likely a fake, but I'll be watching the countdown either way.

"The Parasite",as the monster in the trailer is being called in the trailer, seemingly emits fiery projectiles and has a height/reach of 150' as shown by the head of the Statue of Liberty being thrown.

The film is set to be shown from the view of a group of friends with Handi-Cams.

A character named Ethan Haas predicted the destruction caused by the monster. Shown by EthanHaaswasright.com, EthanHaaswaswrong.blogspot.com, and subsequently EthanHaaswasright.blogspot.com

Lost is premiered just a couple weeks after 1-18-08, and while the sound made in the trailer COULD be Godzilla, it just as easily could be the smoke monster.

Abrams has talked about doing HP Lovecraft. Perhaps Cthulu?


What we know it MOST LIKELY isn't;

Godzilla. There is already a 3D Godzilla in the works, and after the blasphemy that was P Diddy in the earlier incarnation I just don't see it.

Voltron. While this seems possible, why would they license a competing transforming robot film before another. Even IF J.J.Abrams was doing it in secret to fans, he wouldn't be able to hide it from studios.




After a series of Viral campaigns, which are the new standard, have been set in motion. The Dark Knight has used 42 Entertainment to convey their Buzz. Ibelieveinharveydenttoo.com gave us the face of the Joker which AXB Enterprises discovered first and claimed. Transformers had their ill received Sector 7 website. This is an ingenious way to not only intrigue, but involve bloggers. Naturally everyone will be following the information up until release. The only hope is that there isn't some other Viral campaign that surpasses the mystery of Cloverfield.

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Friday, July 6, 2007

Michael Bay's "My Little Pony"

Why shouldn't Michael Bay give girls the opportunity to feel what he did to my fragile male adolescence? Thank you iKlipz.






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Thursday, July 5, 2007

Top Ten Geek Movie Adaptations that do NOT Disappoint

After a TRULY disappointing display of potential within this summer so far in film, the only escape is the power of DVD. The Spiderman franchise continues to disappoint, and Transformers is FAR less than stellar. In lieu of this I have created a list of the Top Ten Geek Movie Adaptations that do NOT Disappoint.



10. The James Bond Franchise

Ian Fleming created a hero for every nation in Britain's top agent. While there have been slips in the cogs, namely On Her Majesty's Secret Service, overall the legend has continued as it should be.


9. Catch Me If You Can

An underrated and under watched book-to-film based on the life of Frank Abegnale Jr as he struggles to find identities to hide behind while he searches for himself. A pleasure to watch if not for the Cut Scenes alone.


8. X-Men

Adapting a comic book has many pitfalls to overcome. The fanboys need their greatest hopes and dreams satiated while the unknowing public needs to have a film they can relate to. The inward struggle of us all to belong in the world put into the perspective of DNA adaptation gives us this mesh of ideals.


7. Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

While the entire LOTR franchise was visually stunning, the only film of the 3 to fully appeal at not only the dialogue junkies and the action whore in all of us.


6. Batman

Sure Returns was a travesty and Begins has become a standard, but it was Keaton and Nicholson that brought the legend to the screen and pulled off a miracle. Following the camp classics of Adam West with a disturbed and sadistic Joker rather than a playful prankster, and creating the stoic example of what Bruce Wayne SHOULD be. The original holds up to this day.


5. Sin City

A book so visually stunning that it seemed impossible to bring to life, yet the pages come to life on screen in a detail that still gives me goosebumps. The portrayal of Marv by Mickey Rourke was spot on, and the scene with Jackie Boy's face in the toilet gave me a Geek-Rection.


4. Office Space

Taken from an barely remembered cartoon featured on Saturday Night Live to the epic comedy it is today. "Milton" turned "Office Space" made comedies whole once again. A standard in EVERY DVD shelf.


3. The Matrix

Such an amazing experience that should have been limited to the single film. Changing the way geek films are made forever, and making Keanu Reeves someone OTHER than Johnny Utah in the minds of millions.


2. V for Vendetta

Yes it was based on an Alan Moore graphic, yet most watching had no idea. This film in all aspects is just amazing. From the message to the imagery it's Top Notch film making by the Wachowski brothers.


1. Fight Club

An easy choice as the best Geek Film that Does Not Disappoint. Chuck Palahniuk is the Vonnegut of Generation Y for words than make you FEEL Jack's Colon and feel as if you too are part of Project Mayhem. The book changed the way books written for a younger generation should be. Adapted for film with cinematic licence yet approved of by Chucky P who was quoted as saying he PREFERRED David Fincher's ending over his own. Homoerotic or not, this HAS to be in your DVD collection.

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The lion stalks his prey....then POWNCE!

As the AXB Enterprises family grows so does our influence in this little world. While we are not on speaking terms with Kevin Rose since that incident at Susan and David's over New Years, we DID want to embark on his new venture Pownce. After hearing of the site of course we had to try it out for ourselves.

I've never embraced DIGG as much as possible, and I am still contemplating the appeal, but I'll give it another go for website hit sake. I was a huge fan of Screen Savers and his role as The Dark Tipper, as well as Unscrewed with Martin Sargent.

Side note: Laura Swisher was hot wasn't she?


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Back on track to the base of this post. I have Pownce Invites for females who email me partially-fully nude photos, or anyone who feels they deserve them.


Thank you Kevin Rose!

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Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Transformers for some reason got premiered LAST night at my theaters and of course I was there for the first viewing. After seeing the semi at Comic-Con 2 years ago I've had almost a constant Geek Erection for this film. Reading about all the changes and trivia over these past 2 years. From the debate over Peter Cullen as Optimus, to whether or not Bumblebee should be a VW. I was amped, I've gotta admit, but then I sat down.

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It starts out so good with the military scenes. The action, the visuals, everything just was fitting together and I started, STARTED I say, getting goosebumps. Then becomes the scene on Air Force One. The first moment we see Soundwave cracking his "knuckles". Then he covers his face, then there is Jazz in general. This movie had SUCH potential. Don't get me wrong, the action was good. The slapstick just cheapens everything.

Shia LeBouf was fantastic as Sam Witwicky, and Megan Fox was...well Megan Fox, so we got THAT going for us.

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Overall I give it a solid 7 out of 10. The slapstick lessened it's score. If they would have taken it and made it R for their Gen-X/Y audience it would have made me happier. The part that made me saddest about this film is that it's results are pivotal for the making of a G.I.Joe Live Action. About halfway through the scene at the Witwicky house I almost started to cry because if I ever see Snake Eyes Live Action they're gonna make him talk. I just know it.


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