...if only for 1 picture.
1-18-08 has been updated finally to the excitement of CloverFiends(Trademark in the works) everywhere.
Now a game reminiscent of the days we thought Ethan Haas had ANYTHING to do with it. It's translating time!
The back of the picture doesn't tell us much though. It's simply, if anything were simple, a recipe;
Everybody, thank you for viewing! I'll introduce this week's delicious recipe. Please make sure to keep this one cold!
*Skinless chicken breast - 2, cut in halves
*Soumen (a kind of japanese noodle) - 10 oz.
*Watercress - 1/2 cup cut into small strips
*Turnip - 1/2 cup, thinly sliced
*Shiitake (japanese mushrooms) - 1/2 cup
*Chicken stock - 1/3 cup
*Sake (japanese rice wine) - 2 tbsp.
*Sugar - 1/2 tsp.
*Ocean-bottom crab - one (see note below)
In a small saucepan, stir together 1/3 cup water, chicken stock, sake, and sugar. Chill it until it becomes cold. Grill the chicken breast on both sides for about 8 minutes, and then chill. Boil the noodles for about 3 minutes, and then run under cold water until chilled. Mix the watercress, turnips, and mushrooms into the soumen. Slice the chicken thinly and arrange on top of the soumen mix. Just before you serve, put the crab in the sauce and pour over the noodles generously.
Go go Oishii ("delicious") Chef!
The numbers add up to 19 1/3...which means nothing.
The Crab is Ocean Bottom Crab(Slusho?
Why does it have to be so cold?
Why am I typing outloud to myself?
Friday, September 28, 2007
...if only for 1 picture.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Allegedly shown before Resident Evil 3 in the UK. Here is the new trailer.
Conveniently showing 2 of the previously deemed important shots from AXB Enterprises. Albiet, in low res and quality.
As SOON as there is a High Def version I will transfer any and all new pertinent frames.
UPDATE: As assumed, this trailer is fake. I have reliable sources on the IMDB Boards that say it combines Cloverfield Footage with I Am Legend Footage and music from 28 Weeks Later. Alledgedly.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
What the fuck happened to the actually GOOD theme song they had? Now it's some sappy, very UN-Unit. No sign as to what it IS, but Fan Boys across the globe can feel free to comment when we find out.
Lyrics for the NEW Theme Song are;
Give me your secrets
Bring me a sign
Give me a reason
To walk the fire
See another dawn
Through our daughters eyes
You give me a reason
To walk the fire
To brighten your mood, here's Tiffy Gerhardt getting violated in The Shield.
Images "borrowed" from Celebrity Movie Archive
Song Courtesy of Viva Ajiva
Monday, September 10, 2007
Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Marion Ravenwood, MTV Video Music Awards, shia lebouf, Steven Spielberg
Sunday, September 9, 2007
In honor of the NEW Highlander movie, Highlander:The Source which debuts this coming Saturday, I give to you the nude scenes of former Highlander leading ladies.
Roxanne Hart, Highlander(1986)
Virginia Madsen, Highlander II: The Quickening(1991)
Deberah Unger, Highlander III:The Sorcerer(1994)
Lisa Barbuscia, Highlander:Endgame(2000)
Elizabeth Gracen, Highlander: The Raven(Series)
Really the only one you should worry about is Elisabeth Gracen...just look at that bush and imagine President Clinton all up in it.
Highlander: The Source is described as;
"The world is falling into chaos. As he roams a crumbling city, Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander, remembers happier times before the love of his life left... Hopeless and alone, MacLeod finds his way to a band of immortal companions, including his mysterious friend Methos, and a mortal, Watcher Joe Dawson. Together this small group sets out on a quest to find the origin of the first Immortal and The Source of their immortality" according to IMDB."
Janyse Jaud, voice of Kyala on Highlander: The Spirit of Vengeance
Day late and a dollar short, but AXB Enterprises just couldn't put into words the outrage that we are feeling about the Re-Vamping of G.I. Joe for the Live action film. It has been decided, according to sources, that it will no longer be a "Real American Hero", and will now be a consortium of International Troops. Like a secret UN, I guess. G.I. Joe will NOW not stand for "Government Issued Joe" and will now be called "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity". Yeah. How gay is that? Not gay as in the slang term used by kids these days, but I mean the HARDCORE Rest Stop/Ball Gag Gay crowd. You know who you are.
I think THIS is the moment when the terrorists have won.
We can only assume that it will STILL be lead by Duke, STILL be a mixed group, and STILL be based in the US, and STILL be fighting the Evil Organization known as Cobra, but those are only hopes. Sure, the Oktober Guard were cool and all, but after the clown got killed nobody cared. If you want to catch up on good ole G.I.Joe revamped the correct way, check out the Brandon Jerwa written trade from Devil's Due called Rise of the Red Shadows. I never did like Lady Jaye, I was a Jinx fan, and Baroness of course.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Vanessa Anne Hudgens was born on December 14, 1988, sometime in 2007 she decided like all good girls to take naked photos of herself.
Reports are flying about Vanessa Hudgens (Gabriella Montez) from the High School Musical
communist takeover craze taking nude photos for her boyfriend and Co-Star Zac Efron. Rumors abound, AXB Enterprises has gained the photo in question, and since she is RIPE and over 18 we have posted it just for you.
Burt first, here are 2 more pictures from the set, sans nudity.
Now to the good stuff. Just click the picture for the NEW Higher Res photo from Justin over at Dontlinkthis.
NSFW After the Jump