Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Robert Goulet - November 26, 1933 – October 30, 2007

A legend has died, and therefore starts the Rule of Three. I can only hope that Wayne Newton and Tom Jones are safe and accounted for. If so...I'm looking at you Siegfried and Roy.

In honor of Mr. Robert Goulet I present to you the highest form of flattery by Will Ferrell.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Why So Serious?

I haven't touched it yet, but if you haven't checked it out already, you've only got until Halloween to find it. WhySoSerious is another alledged viral site for The Dark Knight. Slowly, the candle has been flickering out and the Jack O'Lantern has been rotting. This is not terribly surprising because that's what Jack O'Lanterns do.

The reason I post now is because the light is VERY close to being blown out. Spot on Odds are that it'll exinguish on Halloween. Then what? No clue, but lets hope it IS a viral site and we get some new footage.


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Friday, October 26, 2007

Keifer likes us, he REALLY likes us

To thank the loyal audience for waiting 9 months a year for a new day in the life of CTU he has given us a glimpse of the future.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Ramboiffic!

RAMBO [ram-bo]

Definition: Used allusively from 1985, in ref. to John Rambo, hero of David Morrell's novel "First Blood" (1972), popularized as portrayed by Sylvester Stallone in Hollywood movie version (1982), a U.S. Vietnam veteran, macho and self-sufficient, intent on vengeance. The family name is an old one in N.J. and Pennsylvania colonies of the U.S., originally Swedish, sometimes said to represent Swed. place name Ramberget, or to be from Fr. Huguenots who took refuge in Sweden

See Also: a fanatically militant or violently aggressive person


FYI: I guess it's now JUST "Rambo" again.

I'm Not There; confusing to my eyes

Studio Director: QUICK, we need someone to play Bob Dylan!

Intern Jerry: How about a black kid, a woman, some gay guys, and Batman???


Studio Director: GENIUS!


"I'm Not There" chronicles the life of Bob Dylan and looks back at hit life with multiple characters playing him to show his feelings at that time. What better way to portray BOb Dylan than in a really convoluted and obscure way. Genius!

Cast;

Marcus Carl Franklin as Bob Dylan
Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan
Richard Gere as Bob Dylan
Heath Ledger as Bob Dylan
Ben Whishaw as Bob Dylan
Christian Bale as Bob Dylan

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Rambo to Hell and Back

"John Rambo" has been renamed. Multiple sources are reporting that the next film in the Rambo saga will now be called "Rambo to Hell and Back".

Reasoning behind this is not hard to decipher, "John Rambo" sounds stupid, and a simple carbon copy of "Rocky Balboa". Sure the new thing is to not include episodic numbers or character names (See also, "The Dark Knight" and "Man of Steel") but it was getting ridiculous.

Premise for this film, if you've been perfectly warm under your rock, is that Rambo moved to Burma, or Thailand, or Myanmar(they all look the same to me), and has been living a simple life. Just miles away is the longest running Civil War in the world runs rampant. He is completely happy living like a hermit, but then some frickin hippies show up and try to change the world. They subsequently get caught by rebels and Rambo has to rescue them.

Fucking Hippies.



Monday, October 1, 2007

Pixie Acia: Confirmed Succubus

Due to the high demand of my previous Pixie Acia of LA Ink post, I scoured for more pictures. Some not as good, 1 being the best I've found yet. We'll get to that in a bit.

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APPARENTLY she used to do some modeling and these next 2 are older photos over her.

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This also seems to be older, and of poor quality, but you can't lose with Assless chaps.

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Side Boob!

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Pixie featured with the bubbly and cute Kim of High Voltage Tattoo.

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Kat Von D, owner of High Voltage Tattoo, recently got Pixie's picture on her side in an episode.

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Insert "I'd like to Milk HER" joke here.

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And now the creme de la creme. The coup de grace if you will. Quite possibly the most magnificent picture I've ever seen in my life, and I own an original Ansel Adams.

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Who's in the mood for a Jigsaw?

Want to ruin the main Secret of Saw IV?

Just click this Picture.

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AXB Enterprises called it...just sayin.

Teenage Lesbian Werewolves you say?

GREAT NEWS! Ok, quasi ok news. Ellen Page of "Hard Candy", "X-Men", and the Upcoming "Juno" fame is being featured in a film involving Lesbian Teenage Werewolves...be still my heart.

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The Official Site describes it as;

"Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane's charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack's tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf."



If you haven't seen Ellen Page in "Hard Candy", then you need to go buy it...now.

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Mark Wahlberg not in contention for Duke?

IESB is reporting that Mark Wahlberg has heard nothing new from the people producing the Ill Advised(in AXB Enterprise's opinion) G.I.J.O.E. movie.

Mark said in an interview with IESB ;

"I have no idea, Lorenzo(Di Bonaventura) was talking about it months back when we were promoting Shooter, but I haven't seen a script, and you know..."


AXB Enterprises is both intrigued and a little apprehensive towards the direction that it's heading.