Friday, February 29, 2008

New Iron Man Trailer excites the mind

Jon Favreau, in all of his infinite talent, has given us another glimpse into Iron Man. AXB Enterprises was on the fence until now. Sure it's got a lot of the same material as before, but it's the little things. The snide remarks, and the possible inclusion of War Machine that make our panties wet.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Common to play Roadblock?

MTV.com is reporting that rapper Common is in talks to play Roadblock in the G.I.J.O.E. film.

Common as Roadblock

While AXB Enterprises would MUCH rather the casting of LL Cool J as Roadblock, for sheer size and look alone, at least they cast a rapper. All of Roadblock's quips and rhyming ways will be kept alive. This is imperative.


Common has also been linked to the Justice League movie playing Green Lantern(the John Stewart version obviously).



Full Cast....so far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl

Sunday, February 24, 2008

ENGAGE!

Personal opinions aside, we have been fed a barrage of information.

Die. ... We all will die.

Eventually.

We do not read.
We look at pretty pictures.
We garner our information in a fast paced cosmos.
The cosmos called the Internet.

Viral Marketing.

We fall for it.

We seek buff bodies, and huge tits.
We want a colorful life, in High-Definition and 3-d.
We want super-sonic audio.
We want it all, and we want it for free.

We want guns.

And war.



That's Entertainment.

coming soon: more to come

Friday, February 22, 2008

First Pictures of The Baroness and Duke

JFX has posted what looks to be the first On Set pictures of Sienna Miller as The Baroness, and Channing Tatum as Duke.

First, Sienna;

The Baroness - Sienna Miller

BLACK HAIR!!!! WHERE IS THE BLACK HAIR!!! Why is she holding a flag at a soldiers funeral? Wasn't her brother ALLEGEDLY killed by a soldier? Therefore she HATES American soldiers???? Just some thoughts.


Now Channing;

Channing Tatum

"Hi, I'm Duke. You might remember me from the Off Broadway production of Top Gun where I play Maverick. I ride a motorcycle because it's cool, and now I will do a solo performance of the volleyball scene. Enjoy."


Channing Tatum Shirtless



Full Cast....so far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Street Fighter to be made into a movie......again

Street Fighter

Kristin Kreuk, Michael Clarke Duncan, Chris Klein to star in the Street Fighter remake.

Kreuk, the ever hated Lana Lang in Smallville will play Chun-Li. Duncan, or Daredevil and Kingpin fame, will play Balrog, while Klein, or Rollerball GLORY, is stepping into the role of Nash, and not Guile. AXB Enterprises is unaware of Nash.

Rounding out the cast are Moon Bloodgood, Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas, Singapore's Edmund Chen and Hong Kong film star Cheng Pei Pei.

They plan on ruining this film by focusing on Chun-Li in the major role.


Street Fighter was already made into an awesome film in 1994 staring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia.

Taylor Kitsch IS Gambit

After 6 months of rumors surrounding Josh Holloway of LOST fame, we finally have a confirmation on who will play Gambit in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It will be Taylor Kitsch of Friday Night Lights and Snakes on a Plane fame. Here he is shirtless, with what I can ONLY assume is a concept drawing for Gambit. The similarities are evident.

Gambit

Similirities really stop at being shirless, but I'll take it. Texas accent/Bayou accent...same thing really.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Lindsey Lohan Topless...

Lohan Topless

Don't Link This...I Love you.

According to reports, Lindsey Lohan sat down to recreate the famous Marilyn Monroe photo session with photograp.....fuck that. You don't care about all that. Here's Lohan Topless. Click Image for complete set at Don't Link This

Lindsey Lohan Topless

Another Stallone Sequel in the works?

Just recently we heard reports about Sylvester Stallone selling the rights to Rocky and Rambo in order for adaptations and continuous sequels to take place, and this is a good thing. Think of it. Milo Ventimiglia going 4 rounds with Chuck Liddell in Rocky 8!

UFC 120:Payback

As we have been waiting and theorizing about which other Stallone remakes could emerge, the titles that AXB Enterprises had been hoping for have been skipped over.

WAY Over The Top

WAY Over the Top


After-Party at Kitty and Stud's

After-Party at Kitty and Studs

Nope, instead reports are emerging to Dark Horizons that Stallone wants to return to his glory as Gabe Walker in Cliffhanger. The legendary film that pioneered Wire Technology. You're WELCOME Matrix!

Cliffhanger

Cliffhanger 2

Maybe, JUST maybe, they can bring in John Lithgow's brother. Eric Qualen-Gruber.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Cobra Commander Confirmed

Cobra Commander


Reports have been coming in that Joseph Gordon-Levitt HAS been confirmed as Rex/Cobra Commander, or both.

These reports are coming in from Toy Fair 2008 in New York.

POTUS



Also, reports have been given to AXB Enterprises that Jonathan Pryce, of Stigmata and Ronin fame, has been cast as the POTUS in the G.I.J.O.E. live action.


Full Cast....so far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex/Cobra Commander
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Cloverfield 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

With Cloverfield 2 seemingly in the works, I felt as if I needed another writer to be added to AXB Enterprises. Before we get to that, how would you like to get your hands on the ONLY Official Cloverfield toy?

Clovie

Available for Pre Order(to be delivered in September???) for only $99 from Hasbro.

I honor of Cloverfield 2 and upcoming projects, RasGold is joining the AXB Enterprises team. Will he be the last?

TechChickBlogger is always welcome back on a part-time basis if she grows weary of married life and her absence from the Intraweb.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hawk uses C.O.C.K.T.E.A.S.E.

Command Only Cellular Kiosk To Evaluate America's Severity of Engagement

I love G.I.Joe and their acronyms. Either way, IESB leaked the first photo of Dennis Quaid as General Hawk, and AXB Enterprises is not impressed. Bring us Jason Hawkins.

Hawk THIS Cobra

Full Cast....so far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Indiana Jones...Whip It. Whip It Good.

The Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was released today.



I want a bullwhip, and I want to learn how to grab things at a moments notice while running. I will practice soon. You will be jealous.

First (2nd?) Shot of Wolverine from X Men Origins

USA Today published the first official photo of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine...again.

Wolverine

Couple things AXB Enterprises is thinking.

1. His claws look pasted on using MSPaint.
2. What the hell is up with his arms? Is that airbrushed, because they clearly aren't human...human for a Mutant of course.
3. It's nice to see they never threw away the sets from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.


We say 2nd picture because somebody from Reel Collectibles already posted this photo, with much less impressive Mutton Chops.

Sarah, Hugh, and Hugh

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Jericho is BACK!!!

Jericho is back, and AXB Enterprises has a community erection.

Photobucket





NUTS!

Destro has been Re Cast

Destro

David Murray has been cut from the G.I.J.O.E. movie, and replaced by Raymond Calitri.

Something about a work Visa has caused David Murray to be replaced as James McCullen Destro XXIV. He will be replaced by Chris Eccleston of Gone in Sixty Seconds fame, and Dr. Who for the NERDS! out there. Also, Chris was featured in Heroes as the Cock-Ass Invisible Man.

Filming is set to start on February 13th, and AXB Enterprises will be there throughout the process.

Full Cast....so far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

At Least She's Not Lady Jaye

IESB is reporting that Cover Girl has been cast in the G.I.J.O.E. film. For those of you unaware, Cover Girl was a model who didn't seem to fit in to the Fashion world, so she decided she'd be a Super Soldier instead. Ridiculous? Yes, but no matter what she's better than Lady Jaye, and she's been cast.

Cover Girl

Victoria's Secret model Karolína Isela Kurková will play Cover Girl coming in 2009.

Full Cast....so far

Cobra

David Murray will play Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan


G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl