Wednesday, May 28, 2008

First set photo of Death Race

Empire Magazine has the first official look at Death Race, coming out in theaters this August. If you all remember the first Death Race movie, you can remember that it was awesome to an uber degree. Will this be just as good??? The answer is no, mainly because it's 3 months away that this is the only the 2nd photo we've seen of it. Nonetheless here it is.

Death Race

Monday, May 26, 2008

New photos of The Baroness rekindle interest

IESB has posted new photos of Sienna Miller as The Baroness from the G.I.Joe movie, and we are pleased. Finally she starts looking like The Baroness from our youth. Finally Sienna gets some credibility towards building a franchise worth the hype.


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Friday, May 23, 2008

I KNEW American Gladiator Titan wasn't a real person

The bastard is just too perfect. Now we find out why.


Hollywood Reporter has stated;


NBC will air a special 'Incredible Hulk'-themed episode of "American Gladiators" with guest star Lou Ferrigno sharing the arena with host Hulk Hogan.

...The "Gladiators" episode will include a hulked-out Gladiator Arena and an exclusive 60-second preview from the upcoming movie "The Incredible Hulk."

The "Hulk"-themed "Gladiators" episode airs June 9; the film opens four days later. At the movie's premiere, gladiator Titan will walk the red carpet.

About 1,000 pairs of Hulk Hands will be given to audience members to wear throughout the episode, and some also will wear Hulk masks. Gladiators will likewise use Hulk Hands while competing in the Gauntlet.

The arena's water will look green. Titan will be green..."

AXB Enterprises

Or as we at AXB Enterprises know, in his REAL state!!!!!



"...There will be green lighting, green graphics, green balls for Powerball. Pretty much everything will be green."



Also, AXB Enterprises was going though our DVD's at the office and found footage of Titan moonlighting as Superman....SUPERMAN!!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Build God, and then we'll talk.....Choke coming to theaters

Chuck Palahniuk's OTHER great novel(other than Fight Club) has been picked up and turned into what I can only assume is an awesome movie. Choke

Choke




Sam Rockwell as Victor Mancini
Anjelica Huston as Ida Mancini
Kelly Macdonald as Paige Marshall
Brad William Henke as Denny




The movie is supposed to hit theaters on August 1st, 2008.


Choke is just another fantastic novel from Palahniuk, and should be purchased...imediately. Also pick up Fight Club and Haunted because you like that sort of thing.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Snake Eyes doesn't travel like you and me

We here at AXB Enterprises gets our own exclusives on occasion, but never for the content that we really love. Just Jared has been on scene for the G.I. Joe filming, and for that we are jealous. At least we have an exclusive on the G.I. Joe comics that won't be released until San Diego. Eat THAT!

Just Jared

Just Jared

In the same vein of exclusives, where did Latino Review come from????

Friday, May 16, 2008

t.A.T.u......T.o.p.L.e.S.S.

Lesbian. Russian. Teenagers.

It doesn't get much better than that...or does it? Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova swept gay dance clubs by storm and ruined oh so many dishtowels in 2005. Now with the release of their new album Waste Management they've upped their game with...wait for it...MORE NUDITY!!!!

Censored for the kids

You can watch the video on Youtube, but I can't imagine for long.


Yes. I realize that they aren't ACTUALLY lesbians, but don't tell my penis.

G.I.Joe is a Sci Fi film???

These images of Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayons, and Ray Park filming the new G.I.Joe film just popped online at Just Jared, and feature the stars wearing their new Power Suits. I was under the impression that this film was an Action movie, and not a Science Fiction film???

AXB Enterprises

AXB Enterprises

AXB Enterprises

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Thursday, May 8, 2008

NEW G.I.Joe Cast Pictures

Cast photos for the G.I.Joe Live Action have been spread across the Intraweb. From Latino Review, IESB, Coming Soon.net, a previously unknown Collider, and finally IGN. Here are the good ones, all in one place.

More of Byung Hun Lee as Storm Shadow. It's not that we're against this casting, but we are not sure how we feel about it just yet.

Latino Review



Raymond Calitri...I mean Chris Eccleston as Destro. Destro without a helmet. Destro with hair. Destro with the only coincidence being a M.A.R.S. logo. Yep, that's what we feel too.

IESB


Sienna Miller as a MUCH more believable Baroness than previous posts. Still not very good, but better.

IGN

Finally Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje playing Mr. Eko playing Heavy Duty. The only problem we have with this is he is NOT portrayed by L.L. Cool J, and he's not playing Roadblock. Other than that we're good.

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Complete Cast....So Far

Cobra

Chris Eccleston as Destro
Sienna Miller as The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex/Cobra Commander
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan
Kevin J. O'Connor as Dr. Mindbender



G.I.Joe

Dennis Quaid as Hawk
Channing Tatum as Duke
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Rachel Nichols as Scarlett
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Said Taghmaoui as Breaker
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Karolína Kurková as Cover Girl
Brendan Fraser as Gung Ho
The Rock as Shipwreck

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Cloverfield Image Found in Thomas Dahlem's Diary!




If you have been following aladygma,
then you would have stopped at the "enter your code" page.
The following video was discovered on YouTube:
It is a clip of Thomas Dahlem's notebook/diary/calendar ...


The final frame of the clip shows us a BARCODE:
4044186900712
When entered correctly on the page listed,
Thomas' Diary can be viewed.



















He seems to have a fascination with monsters of ALL types!
(But, is any of this actually
Cloverfield related?)

Other pages of note:

http://aladygma.com/%20/
http://aladygma.com/%20%20/
http://aladygma.com/%20%20%20/
http://aladygma.com/0%200%200%203%207%208/
http://aladygma.com/dan%20y/
http://aladygma.com/w2a/
http://aladygma.com/kf2/
http://aladygma.com/kr2/
http://aladygma.com/hum/
http://aladygma.com/dcoe/




Are
you still following the whitespaces?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Marvel Announces Q1 Schedule of Releases

Marvel





In their press conference today, Marvel Entertainment announced the upcoming schedule for both Feature Film, Direct-to-DVD, Cartoon, and Video Games upcoming.


Feature Film Projects Being Developed by Marvel – partial list

Iron Man 2
April 30, 2010
Thor June 4, 2010
The First Avenger: Captain America May 6, 2011
Feature Film Projects Being Developed by Marvel – partial list July 2011
Ant-Man Writer/director engaged


Licensed Marvel Character Feature Film Line-Up

Punisher: War Zone December 5, 2008
X-Men Origins: Wolverine May 1, 2009


Marvel Character Animated TV Projects

Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes 26, 30-minute episodes
Wolverine and the X-Men Spring 2009
Iron Man: Armored Adventures Spring 2009
Hulk Gamma Corps Spring 2009
Super Hero Squad Spring 2009


Marvel Character Animated Direct-to-DVD Projects

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow Late-2008
Hulk Vs. Early-2009
Thor: Son of Asgard Late-2009
Planet Hulk Early 2010


Marvel Character Live Stage Projects

"Spider-Man, the Musical"

In development/opening date to be determined; Julie Taymor director; music & lyrics by U2’s Bono and The Edge

Aaron Eckhart as Two Face pictures

FINALLY there are images of Harvey Dent/Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face. All these months ADAMANTLY claiming I have seen the final scene of the film where Harvey is Two face are coming to fruition. Here is what I have seen;

Scene: Bar Interior. Camera moves down the bar toward it's only patron.

Bartender: Harvey Dent?, I thought you were dead?

Camera continues down the bar, rotating behind Dent to show his other side. His face is scarred on this side only.

Dent: ...half...



I guarantee that scene exists and I have seen it. In OTHER news, the Dark Knight trailer available for download here features the first images of Harvey becoming,

Two Face



AND having become Two-Face.

Two Face

Richard Dean Anderson, NOT a tool.

Macgyver

MacGyver creator Lee David Zlotoff announced over the weekend that a MacGyver FILM is in the works. Erections occur simultaneously throughout the world. Swiss Army knife stock goes through the roof. AXB Enterprises survives a nuclear meltdown thanks to some leftover Hershey's. The weekend was good.

No word on if Richard Dean Anderson will reprise his role as a Phoenix Foundation employee or if they will go the route of Knight Rider. Angus Macguyver DID have a son remember. Dalton James really has nothing on his plate anyways.

This blogger can only hope that Michael Des Barres will be back as Murdoc.

Murdoc

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Reeves' "The Invisible Woman" to Appear Before Cloverfield Sequel?





































No, Jenny McCarthy has not signed onto the new Matt Reeves project.























What we have here is a matter of taste.
Monster Movie vs Psychological Thriller.

While the Cloverfield hype continues to inundate the Internet airwaves, Reeves sticks to his guns with his announcement to continue work on "The Invisible Woman." (Not to be confused with the Fantastic Four character), before working on Cloverfield 2.













































Hell, the "Invisible Woman" will not literally be "invisible."

IMDb lists the release date for 2010, with the following synopsis:
"In order to protect her family, a retired beauty queen turns to a life of crime."

While there's a multitude of Cloverfield fans, is there really a distinguished collection of Reeve's followers, too?

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

The final, after the credits, last scene you see in Iron Man will be the ever so awesome appearance of Samuel L Jackson. He will be playing the part of David Hasselhoff playing the part of Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Clip, if still active, under The Hoff.

AXB Enterprises





Version with better picture, but no sound.