Friday, July 25, 2008

New Offices for AXB Enterprises

Over the next few weeks we will be integrating the AXB Enterprises into its new home. This means lesser posts, as you may have noticed, and possibly an overhaul of the site itself.

Stay tuned for updates on the process, and a new mailing address for any Blog Related merch.

Red Sonja...Thought it was McGowanless?

I love Comic Con. More than the AVN Awards, and even more than the BET Awards. It is a magical time.

First look at the posters for the 2010 release of Red Sonja.



Punisher: War Zone. Red Band like it should be

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...Damon Wayans?

Little is really known, but has been updated with a fairly crypic subtitle.

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I say that as long as there are Dino-Bots I''ll be happy. Perhaps they will battle the GoBots??? Most likely neither, but Megan Fox is going to be in it so that's enough.

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Dark Knight. What I Did. What I Didn't. What I Want.

I don't like reviews. Most are contrived and fed entirely on another persons words. In that vein I will list the best, and worst features, and nothing more.

What I Liked:

1. The "Magic" trick.
2. "Doberman or a Chihuahua? It'll stand up against a CAT."
3. Joker laughing while falling only to be caught by his ankle. Thanks Jack.
4. "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
5. Even while trying to find him, you can't see Heath in The Joker.

What I Didn't Like:

1. Batman's voice. What the hell?
2. You're surrounded by buildings and sitting in the Batman costume. Why no tinted windows?
3. The BatPod, and its ridiculous launch.
4. Two Face and his awkward makeup. Good thing his eye wasn't all.
5. Secret BatCave...conveniently next to a parking lot. Never gonna find that one.
6. The complete and utter waste of Scarecrow.

What I Want for Batman Returns...Again.

1. Hush
2. Black Mask, and the subsequent loss of Lucius Fox's face.
3. Arkham Escape. Dr. Zsasz, Mad Hatter, Scarface
4. Anarky

That's all I've got to say.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

My City Screams

The Spirit, AKA the much anticipated Sin City 1.5, has just released their new trailer for our viewing pleasure. Also for our pleasure is a weird variety of hotties in some sort of suspended animation.

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Enjoy it before they force me to take it down.

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Terminator: Salivate...tion

Christian Bale as John Connor is a good casting no doubt. Hell, Christian Bale as anything is a good casting. His role in Terminator:Salvation is sure to please. Set to be released May 22, 2009, the trailer will debut in theaters before Dark Knight, but AXB Enterprises, in conjunction with Yahoo Movies, has it here. Hit the picture to link.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

"Maximum Bob: The Movie" to be called Max Payne

Apparently Mark Wahlberg will star alongside Beau Bridges in the follow-up to the most beloved tv of all time, Maximum Bob.

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They have unwisely changed the title to Max Payne to go along with the videogame based on Beau Bridges' character. I don't understand, but here is the trailer.

This film does have merit though. Guns, death, and Mila Kunis. Perhaps her first nude scene? Either that or its a random set of breasts made to trick me into thinking it's Mila Kunis' first nude scene.

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---UPDATE: So I guess this was a video game ONLY, and has no relation to Maximum Bob or Liz Vassey. Just for grins, here's a shot of Liz Vassey anyways.---

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Elfquest coming to theaters

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting from Hollywood, ironic I know, that Elfquest has made a major step in coming to theaters.

"Elfquest," the cult comic by Wendy and Richard Pini, is heading to the big screen courtesy of Warners Bros. and Rawson Thurber.

Thurber will write, direct and produce the feature, whose format is undetermined."

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If they can do Dark Crystal and The LOTR characters look half believable, you can put some guy in some elf ears riding on a mechanical wolf. We can do it. We have the technology.

33 year old Thurber has already brought us Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and the GENIUS of Terry Tate, Office Linebacker, seen here;

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Terminator Salvation and Watchmen trailers

Coming Soon has released information that The Dark Knight will feature MULTIPLE debut trailers on its July 18th release date. can expect are the first trailers for Warner Bros.' Terminator Salvation (May 22, 2009), which of course also stars Christian Bale, Zack Snyder's graphic novel adaptation Watchmen (Mar. 6, 2009), and the Ridley Scott-directed thriller Body of Lies (Oct. 10), with Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe."

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Thank you Dominos! New Dark Knight Trailer

While AXB tries to decipher while his account has been deleted, I will return to the ring to provide you with the entertainment needed.

Domino's has joined the ranks of upcoming Mummy movie by teaming with a Pizza chain to release their newest trailer.

Confusing? Yes.

Delicious? Of course.