Monday, December 29, 2008

Lesbian. Vampire. Killers. Really? Sign my ass up!


Here is someone who knows how to title a film. The sequal? Ninja Pirate Rapers? Mutant Teen Nudity? Barbarian Lion Gladiators? Epic Robot Nubians? Elephant Knife Fight??? All good suggestions. Want the synopsis just for MORE incentive?

"Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice."

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