Wednesday, January 21, 2009

NBS Nightly News with Ted Philips, March 11th 1970

Cloverfield got it. The Dark Knight got it. Watchmen understands it. Even that goddamn Poughkeepsie Tapes got it. Viral marketing is the KEY. Where you at G.I.Joe?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The World Needs Its Heroes Back!

We REALLY need our Heroes back. Not in the Watchmen perspective, but just the tv show. A season that doesn't blow ass at least. Mohinder is worthless and Claire keeps her clothes on too much. We need to change that.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Crank...that Soulja Boy!

It's been a slow few months really. All I have to look forward to is the Superbowl. Not because the teams mean a damned thing to me, but because of the Rise of Cobra and Revenge of the Fallen trailers that are due to appear within.

Despite a complete lack of information from both camps, we DO have some Crank 2 action!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Franklyn. Like Benjymn Franklyn, but at a sex party

Franklyn has many things working against it, but let's go down a list.

Pro: Fetish Masks
Con: Ryan Phillipe
Pro: Top Hats
Con: Ryan Phillipe
Pro: Guns
Con: Ryan Phillipe
Pro: Random Actress who may be topless at some point.
Con: Ryan Phillipe

AXB Enterprises

Fast. Furious. Flamboyantly Parkour.

Bourne Furious? Bourne Fast?

How is it that I despise Daniel Craig and the "James Bourne" franchise, but when the Fast/Furious franchise does it we here find it endearing and exciting? Because Vin Diesel is dreamy. That's why.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

TAG ... You're it! -- Fans Obsessed With Cloverfield Sequel.


No Further Explanation.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Chun Li in English....because we speak English.

FINALLY The Legend of Chun Li is in English thanks to IGN, but really. Did we prefer it in Laotian? Perhaps perhaps perhaps.