Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Wolverine Origins: James Howlett

Yes, Wolverine has bone claws. No, they didn't add them in just for the movie.

Yes he was born in the 19th Century. No, they hopefully won't make it 19th Century America.

Yes, they seem to have grown since puberty. He's a Grower not a Shower!

Lesbian Vampire Killers tainted with the addition of more British accent

LEsbian.Vampire.Killers....In Theatres Soon.

That is all they needed to say and I would be at the Midnight Showing. Now that I have proof there will be that damned accent throughout I may not even BitTorrent it.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Here's a Pitch for you!

Scene: Industry Office. Mid Day, just after lunch at Koi.

Larry: We haven't been doing enough remakes lately. Anything that hasn't been touched in about 10 years?

Dave: Pelham One Two Three had a tv movie in the 90's, but nobody likes Edward James Olmos so its ok.

Larry: Green Light it! Is there any way we can make it and cast the villian from Swordfish and the cop character from Bone Collector?

Dave: You mean Denzel and Travolta?

Larry: Nope, the actual characters.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Run! Jump! Climb! Oh, Jake! - On again/Off again/On Again! Production of "Prince of Persia" Continues!!

Prince of Persia fans will be delighted to know that the production is on again!

Jake Gyllenhaal stars as Prince Dastan in the Disney production of the popular video game series created by Jordon Mechner.

Photos from the set have started leaking all over the Internet, bringing the excitement level of the film up quite a notch.

The film also stars Ben Kingsly and Gemma Arterton and will follow The Sands of Time.

Gnatzi? Nahtsy? Who cares, they're scalping people!

Inglorious - "not bringing honor and glory"
Basterd - "Not a real word in the English language, but who gives a shit?"


Sunday, February 1, 2009

FINALLY!!! A G.I.Joe Trailer!!!

Coming Soon got access to an exclusive view of the new G.I.Joe Trailer, and after all the wait and we are very pleased. Very, very pleased.