Friday, June 26, 2009

Get it? It's a social statement on oil dependency!

Daybreakers is an expanded scene from Blade turned into a political statement about the nation's dependency on foreign oil, starring Willem Defoe...I smell Oscar*!




*Only because they expanded it to 10 nominees though. That just means more shitty foreign films.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson takes first step to return in Zombie form

Bad news: Michael Jackosn is dead. Sure no reports have officially come down, but he is. Lets be serious. TMZ is reporting it so it must be true.

Good news: Jackson's collection of the Beatle's catalog gets relinquished to Sir Paul McCartney at the time of death.





This completes the Rule of 3. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Jackson. Which means David Carradine falls into the Dom Deluise triumvirate.

No...Sky Saxon, lead singer and founder of the 1960s band The Seeds does NOT count as a valid celebrity, so his death really is meaningless.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Kate Gosselin puts out...

We have been activly updating and expanding View from the Bathroom and neglecting you here at AXB Enterprises. Therefore as we can't find the remote and too lazy to get up and change the channel we are watching Jon & Kate Plus 8, we devote this post to the angry Milf that is Kate Gosselin. Born on March 28, 1975 she has 8 kids, so you know her frigid ass has put out at least twice. Enjoy.

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Fuck you. I know it's not as good as my posts on Gabrielle Atticus, Pixie, or even Katie from Katies World, but I work with what I've got.